Hi. It’s my first day at this company. Apparently the new interns have to introduce themselves in the nude at the first company party. “My name is Anna, what is yours?”
I know the HR manager cannot fire me because of the laws in our country, but he cannot make me work naked either can he? Oh my God, are you sure?
Yes, I have gone and taken your clothes and towel. Just keep walking to the none nude beach, then walk over the boulevard into town. Just keep following my instructions and you will get your clothes back at some point …
The perfect birthday present. You naked in public by my side for a whole weekend! I am so proud of you, I will show you to everybody I know (and don’t know)